January 2012
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Lyrics for Rapping.
If I were from Chicago, these might be useful. Lupe, be in touch. © Me
I hail from Illinois, home of the Illini/You’d think there’s two of me, cuz I’m so fly/It’s the reason why/I introduce myself as ill I and I
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Context.
Acceptable: “I’ve been watching you, [employee]. Great work.”
Questionable: “I’ve been watching you… Nice form.”
Restraining Order: “I’ve been watching you.”
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Punctuation.
“Fuckin’ rain, man.” - A Portlander on any given day.
“Fuckin’ Rain Man.” - Any given contender at the 1989 Oscars.
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That was stupid.
Several weeks ago, my laptop crashed. Like a lot of people, I had my entire digital life on the hard drive. Some of it was backed up, a lot of it wasn’t. Most of the things that were not backed up were also not replaceable - legally or illegally. Obviously, I can only blame myself for not being prepared. In a grand “what the hell was I thinking” episode, I was convinced I had at...
December 2011
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The Descendants
How has this movie gotten such high praise? It was so contrived and depressing that it became uncomfortable sitting there watching it. My immediate impression afterward was that I didn’t like it, but now I am of the opinion that this Hallmark-without-the-moral slop was utterly terrible.
After trying so hard to make you cry with long, unnecessary scenes, the only options you are left with...
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It’s a goddamn shitty day to be a Blazer.
– Brian Wheeler
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Was murdered here. Would not recommend.
– Abe L.
Abe’s Yelp review of Ford’s Theater might be the greatest ever.
(via reddit)
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Get to know the coolest place to watch a game in... →
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I think an old man died at a bus stop in front of...
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It's the Internet's birthday! →
Happy 20th. I wouldn’t be here today without you.
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July 2011
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Stroked: A Tribute to This Is It →
Stereogum got some cool bands (yay Austra!) to cover every track on The Strokes’ incredible, classic (etc.) debut album, for its tenth anniversary.
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Bill Simmons: If I Ruled the NBA World →
Both sides need to read this and take heed.
Donald Sterling is the NBA’s version of Al Davis and needs to go.
The Entertaining As Hell Tournament needs to happen.
I could end the deficit in 5 minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime...
– Warren Buffett on CNBC (via sonicbloom11)
BOOM.
June 2011
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rillawafers:
It’s getting REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
This is how fake rap should be done.
I like my rappers to resemble Phil Dunphy.
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May 2011
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